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On a lighter note . . .
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Dispatches 2016 News Awards
Conn Hallinan
Each year Dispatches From the Edge gives awards to individuals, companies and governments that make reading the news a daily adventure. Here are the awards for 2016.
The Golden Lemon Award had a number of strong contenders in 2016, including:
General Atomics for its MQ-9 Reaper armed drone, which has a faulty starter-generator that routinely shorts out the aircraft. So far, no one can figure out why. Some 20 were either destroyed or sustained major damage last year. The Reapers costs $64 million apiece.
Panavia Aircraft Company’s $25 billion Tornado fighter-bomber that can’t fly at night because the cockpit lights blind the pilot. A runner up here is the German arms company Heckler & Koch, whose G-36 assault rifle can’t shoot straight when the weather is hot.
The British company BAE’s $1.26 billion Type 45 destroyer that breaks down “whenever we try to do too much with them,” a Royal Navy officer told the Financial Times. Engaging in combat, he said, would be “catastrophic.”
But the hands down winner is Lockheed Martin, builder of the F-35 Lightning stealth fighter. At a cost of $1.5 trillion it is the most expensive weapons system in U.S. history. Aside from numerous software problems, pilots who try to bail out risk decapitation. The Director of Operational Test and Evaluation recently released an assessment of the F-35’s performance that states, “In an opposed combat scenario,” the “aircraft would need to avoid threat engagement and would require augmentation by other friendly forces.” Translation: “If the bad guys show up, run for your life and pray your buddies arrive to bail you out of trouble.”
Lockheed Martin also gets an Honorable Mention for its $4.4 billion littoral combat ship, the USS Zumwalt, which had to be towed out of the Panama Canal. The ship also leaks, as do other sister littoral combat ships, including the USS Freedom.
Note: U.S. students are currently $1.3 trillion in debt.
The Dr. Frankenstein Award to the U.S. Air Force for zapping the brains of drone operators with electricity in order to improve their focus. The electrical stimulation was started after scientists discovered that feeding the pilots Provigil and Ritalin was a bad idea, because both drugs are highly addictive and Provigil can permanently damage sleep patterns. Nika Knight of Common Dreams reports that “European researchers who studied the brain-zapping technique years ago warned that the technology is, in fact, extremely invasive, as its effects tend to ‘spread from the target brain area to neighboring areas.’”
The Golden Jackal Award goes to United Kingdom oil companies BP and Royal Dutch Shell for their lobbying campaign following the U.S. invasion of Iraq. Executives of the companies met with UK Trade Minister Baroness Elizabeth Symons five months before the U.S. attack to complain that the Americans were cutting them out of the post-war loot.
According to Parliament’s 2016 Chilcot Report on the Iraq War, Symons then met with Prime Minister Tony Blair’s Foreign Secretary, Jack Straw, to tell him it was a “matter of urgency,” and that “British interests are being left to one side.” Straw dutifully told Blair to raise the issue “very forcefully” with President George W. Bush, because U.S. companies are “ruthless” and “will not help UK companies unless you play hardball with Bush.
Runner up in this category is the Washington Post, which won a Pulitzer Prize in Public Service journalism for publishing Edward Snowden’s revelations about illegal U.S. wiretapping and then called for the whistleblower to be charged with espionage. Glenn Greenwald—who met with Snowden and wrote stories about the scandal for The Guardian—said “The Washington Post has achieved an ignominious feat in US media history: the first-ever paper to explicitly editorialize for the criminal prosecution of its own source…. That is warped beyond anything that can be described.”
The Thin Skin Award is a five-way tie among the governments of Spain, India, Israel, Turkey and Thailand:
- Spain-Under Spain’s 2015 public security law—nicknamed the “gag rule”—police are trying to fine a woman for carrying a bag on which was written “All Cats Are Beautiful.” The police say that the writing and color of the bag is “traditionally associated with insults to the police” and that the four capital letters really mean “All Cops Are Bastards.”
- India: The rightwing government of Narendra Modi is proposing a law that would make it illegal to publish any map indicating that Kashmir is disputed territory divided between India and Pakistan. Currently such maps are censored by either preventing the publication’s distribution or covering the maps with black stickers. The new law would fine violators $15 million and jail them for up to seven years.
- Israel: The Ministry of Education has removed a novel—“Borderlife” by Dorit Rabinyan about a romance between a Jewish woman and a Palestinian man—from the list of required reading for Hebrew high schools literature classes. Education official Dalia Fenig says, “Marrying a non-Jew is not what the education system is educating about.”
- Turkey: In the aftermath of July’s failed coup, novelist
and journalist Ahmet Alten, and his brother Mehmet, a professor of
economics, were arrested for “colluding with the
military” even though both men are known to be sharp critics
of the Turkish armed forces. The prosecutor had no evidence against
the men, but charged them with giving “subliminal” and
“subconscious” messages backing the coup during a TV
talk show. The authorities also closed down the Smurfs, Maya the
Bee, and SpongeBob SquarePants, because the cartoon characters were
speaking Kurdish on Zarok TV, a station that does programming in
the Kurdish language. According to Al-Monitor, “Many social
media users went into lampoon mode, asking, “Who is the
separatist: SpongeBob or Papa Smurf?”
- Thailand: Patnaree Chankij, a 40-year old maid, is to be tried by a military court for breaking the country’s lèse-majesté’ law that makes it a crime to insult the royal family or their pets. She replied “ja” (“yeah”) to a private post sent to her on Facebook. She did not agree with the post, comment on it, or make it public. One man is currently serving a 30-year sentence for posting material critical of the Thai royal family. Following the military coup two years ago, the authorities have filed 57 such cases, 44 of them for online commentary. One person was arrested for insulting the king’s dog.
The Cultural Sensitivity Award goes to Denmark, France, and
Latvia.
The center-right Danish government, which relies on the racist
Danish People’s Party to stay in government, passed a law
that confiscates valuables, including jewels and cash, from
refugees. Immigrants can only keep up to $1,455. The Danish town of
Randers also required pork to be used in all public day care
centers and kindergartens in what the Socialist People’s
Party (SPP) charges is aimed at Muslims. “What do children
need? Do they need pork? Actually not,” said Charlotte
Molbaek, a Randers Town Council member from the SPP.
“Children need grownups.”
Several French towns run by rightwing mayors have removed
alternatives—like fish or chicken—from school menus
when pork is served. On those days Muslim and Jewish children eat
vegetables.
The rightwing government of Latvia is banning the wearing of full
veils, in spite of that fact that, at last count, there were three
such women in the whole country. Former Latvian president Vaira
Vike-Freiberga told the New York Times, “Anybody could be
under a veil or under a burqa. You could carry a rocket launcher
under your veil.”
A runner up in this category is former National Security Advisor
Condoleezza Rice, who, during a speech in Kiev, said that
Ukrainians should stop complaining about the economic crisis that
has gripped the country since the 2014 coup that overthrew
President Viktor Yanukovych. “Anyone who believes that life
is bad in Ukraine should go to Liberia, where the standard of
living is much lower, and then you will be thankful.”
The Head In The Sand Award to British Prime Minister Theresa May
for closing down the government’s program to study climate
change. A co-winner is the conservative government of Australia
that laid off 275 scientists from its climate change program. Some
were rehired after an international petition campaign, however, the
leading international researcher on sea levels, John Church was let
go permanently.
In the meantime, the U.S. Air Force is spending $1 billion to
build a radar installation in Kwajalein Atoll in the Marshall
Islands. The Atoll is halfway between Australia and Hawaii and is
only a few feet above sea level. It is estimated that sea levels
will rise at least six feet by 2100, but the increase is moving far
faster than scientists predicted. “The future does not look
very good for those islands,” says Curt Storlazzi, and
oceanographer with the U.S. Geological Service.
The Little Bo Peep Award to the U.S. Defense Department for
being unable to account for $6.5 trillion in spending. Yes, that is
a “T.” According to Mandy Smithberger, director of
Straus Military Reform Project at the Project On Government
Oversight, “Accounting at the Department of Defense is a
disaster, but nobody is screaming about it because you have a lot
of people in Congress who believe in more military
spending.”
According to UK watchdog group Action on Armed Violence, the
Pentagon also can’t account for 1.4 million guns shipped to
Iraq and Afghanistan.
The CIA won some laurels in this category as well. According to
an investigation by Al Jazeera and the New York Times, Jordanian
intelligence operatives stole millions of dollars in U.S. weapons
bound for Syria. Some of the guns were used to kill Americans at a
police training school in Amman.
The Annie Oakley Award to the American firearms manufacturers
and the National Rife Association (NRA) for their campaign to arm
kids. The guns for tots are lighter than regular firearms and have
less recoil. They are also made in “kid-friendly”
colors, like pink.
Iowa recently passed legislation making it legal for any minor
to own a pistol. According to state Representative Kirsten Running
–Marquardt, the law “allows for one-year olds, two-year
olds, three-year olds, four-year olds to operate handguns,”
adding, “We do not need a militia of toddlers.”
The Violence Policy Center reports, “As household gun
ownership has steadily declined and the primary gun market of white
males continues to age, the firearms industry has set its sights on
America’s children. Much like the tobacco industry’s
search for replacement smokers, the gun industry is seeking
replacement shooters.”
If your two-year old is packing and really wants that Star Wars
droid, Dispatches recommends you buy it.
Conn Hallinan can be read at
dispatchesfromtheedgeblog.wordpress.com and
middleempireseries.wordpress.com
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